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Custard Certification

Your certificate

Enter your name, choose what you have mastered, and the Academy will prepare an official certificate of custard competence. Print it at home, or save it as a PDF from the print dialog. No marking, no fee, no record kept: the honour system is the only system we trust with custard.

The details

Tip: in the print dialog, choose Save as PDF as the destination to keep a digital copy. The certificate always prints on light paper, even in terminal mode.

Your certificate, live

Flanthropic Academy · An Independent Flan Safety Lab
Certificate of Custard Competence
This is to certify that
Your Name
has completed the Flan Foundations pathway at the Flanthropic Academy, demonstrating sound judgement, a calibrated wobble, and full respect for the bain-marie.
Certified Custard Practitioner
Crème Wobblé
Chief Wobble Officer
B. M. Marie
Registrar of Custard
15 June 2026  ·  Verification FCC-000000-2026

This certificate is a work of parody and carries no academic standing whatsoever. It does, however, carry our full and genuine affection.