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Privacy Policy

Effective 1 June 2026.

We make flan, not dossiers

We are a flan company. Our interest is custard, not your personal data. We collect almost nothing, we sell nothing, and the only crumbs we keep live in your own browser. If a privacy policy could shrug, this one would.

What we collect

We do not ask for your name, run trackers, or fingerprint you. We would not know what to do with the information. Probably bake.

We use cookies. We prefer flans.

Any cookies here are functional crumbs only, the two preferences above, held in your browser local storage. No advertising cookies are baked in. As a custard-first organisation, we consider the cookie a lesser dessert and treat it accordingly.

The few we lean on

Forgetting us is easy

Clear your browser storage at any time and the site forgets your preferences entirely. You may also exercise your right to simply enjoy a flan, which we strongly encourage.

Say hello

Questions are welcome through any of our channels in the footer. Replies may be slow during a long bake.