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Initial Pudding Offering

The IPO

Flanthropic is now raising. The seed round is, naturally, vanilla. Back us for the price of a coffee and we will send you our most refined recipe, the one we do not publish: The Ultimate Flan.

Back the offering // buy a coffee →

One coffee. One ultimate flan.

For the price of a single coffee you become an early backer of the lab. In return we send you The Ultimate Flan: a recipe refined across more bakes than we are willing to admit, with notes we have never put on the public pages. Your support keeps the ovens on, the eggs fresh, and the wobble within tolerance.

What backers receive

The Ultimate Flan

Our unpublished house recipe, sent straight to you. Silken, deep, structurally sound.

Eternal gratitude

From a small lab that runs on eggs, electricity, and the kindness of strangers.

The warm glow

The quiet satisfaction of keeping an independent custard lab lit for one more bake.

Where your coffee goes

Eggs40%
Sugar25%
Electricity (the ovens)20%
More eggs15%

The small print

This is a joke offering. No shares, equity, tokens, or securities are issued or implied, and nothing here is investment advice. You are buying a coffee and receiving a recipe. Past wobble is no guarantee of future wobble. Flan may weep. Custard remains a volatile asset.
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