CUSTARD-ALIGNED // WOBBLE-SAFE
an independent flan safety lab

Building flan that is good for humanity

We are a frontier dessert lab researching the safe development of advanced custard. Our flans are trained to be helpful, harmless, and structurally wobbly. We believe set should be set responsibly.

Every recipe ships with a version number and a full changelog, because a flan you cannot reproduce is not a flan. It is an anecdote.

Three flans. One philosophy.

Our flan principles

Every flan we release is aligned to three core values. We will not ship a custard that violates them.

[H]

Helpful

It must satisfy the human who asked for dessert.

[H]

Harmless

Cooked through. No raw egg. No food-safety incidents.

[W]

Wobbly

It must jiggle. A flan that does not move is just cake.

Compute for your custard

The kit we use in the lab. These are affiliate links, which means a small commission keeps the ovens on at no extra cost to you.

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